Thursday, September 1, 2011

How to not be a douche.

1. Do not be anyone from Jersey Shore.
2. Do not talk about yourself in the third person. (except every knows that kaptainkrunk is a badass.)
3.Do not point at your own muscles. FOR ANY REASON!
4.Use a god damn shit fucking dick sucking mother fucking turn signal when you FUCKING turn.
5. Do not ride someones ass crack on the road when you want to go 20 miles over the speed limit.
6. "Yo brah" isnt the proper way to greet anyone. EVER!
7. Never ever, play guitar at a party. Unless your band is playing on stage.
8. Do not talk about how you are going to "ground and pound" some hoe. When we all know you have a 30% success rate, which dwindles when you cant force copious amount of alcohol down her throat.
***Sub clause: Your failure does not make said girl a "Grenade" in fact to the contrary... it makes you a douche bag.
9. Do not listen to John Mayer, Train, Jason Mraz, to make yourself seem chill and more cool. (fag)
10. And last but not least DO NOT wear khaki shorts and a polo and claim to be an athlete... because frisky gold is not a real fucking sport

Bonus: You will automatically be subjected to the word, name, label, identification of douchebag if you eaither do one of the following:
1. Plank
2. Owling

You fucking retard, I hate you beyond all reason.

Love,
KaptainKrunks

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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Takeshi Miyaji's previous company known for developing Grandia and Lunar series.

G-mode CEO and Game Arts founder dead at 45


Takeshi Miyaji's previous company known for developing Grandia and Lunar series.
Last Friday was a sad day for Japanese role-playing game fans. G-mode CEO Takeshi Miyaji, who was also well known for starting up game development company Game Arts, passed away on the July 29. Miyaji was 45 years old.
 
According to the recent statement on G-mode's site, the cause and circumstances of the death weren't stated. His former position as CEO will be taken up by Gaia Holdings CEO Ryu Okoriyama.
Takeshi Miyaji started Game Arts back in 1985 alongside his brother Yoichi Miyaji, who is the current CEO of the company. Game Arts is well known in the gaming community for creating games like Thexder (PC), Silpheed (Sega CD), and Gun Griffon (Sega Saturn), as well as the Lunar and Grandia series. A few staff members of Game Arts also help developed Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii.
He founded G-mode in 2000, which focused on developing mobile games in Japan. The company acquired a number of Data East titles for porting, including Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja, Joe & Mac, and Magical Drop.

I love america!

Seriously  we arethe greatest country on the planet and i enjoy the freedoms being a citizenhere brings!

Tribute tooneof my favorite games!

STARCRAFT!!
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To the working man!

Enjoy your days off  from a hard week at work ladies and gentleman. I for one couldnt survive working continueously for the rest of my life. So at leasti have something to look forward to, while making alittle bit of money here and there.

Stay strong.

Soo bad....that youre good...

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New blogger. Expect something from me soon.